ode to family...

do you have an outie or an innie?
do your pinkie toes point out
or curl in?
do you snore like uncle roger on thanksgiving?
do you have some grandma whiskers on your chin?
are your fingers short and squatty?
does your hair stick up and out?
can you twist your lips up sideways?
do your teeth all jut about?
is your laughter like a donkey?
do you snort when you're amused?
does your tongue come out to help you
if you're stumped or get confused?
would your nostrils threat to drown you
if you're ever caught in rain?
does your bottom-half distress you
when it spreads with every gain?
would your tummy kinda jiggle
if you jogged around the block?
do your ankles look like cankles?
are you solid as a rock?
will a stiff wind knock you over?
are your legs too long for pants?
do your feet have foul odor?
do you stumble when you dance?
do your hands get cold and clammy
when you feel the need to speak?
are your earlobes soft and floppy?
do you mumble in your sleep?
are you wondering about these things
that really make you you?
the answer really isn't hard to see...
when you start to feel like maybe you're a weirdo
just blame it all upon your family tree.