Have you ever been sitting at a light and look down for one second and look up to see the light green and before you can get your foot from the brake to the gas you hear some ummmmm...person...honk from behind you? grumblesassafrassasnarkenbumblegrumper....
yeah I hate it when that happens.
Waiting in line is hard. It is hard to sit and wait at a light when it is red and you wish it green. It is harder still when you are second in line. The wait is just that much more insidious.
That car in front of you is trying to bug you. You just know it. You saw them change lanes. You had an open turn lane right up until the last 50 feet and then that car up there just turned right in front of you. Just to make you mad. Obviously they are not paying attention.
They are probably on the phone.
In your opinion they should have their left foot on the brake and their right foot hovering over the gas just waiting for that light to turn green.
Yes, they should.
Do you honk?
Are you a honker?
Do you wish there was some way to say "Hey dorkwad...pay attention!" But in a completely friendly and Christianly sweet (if insincere) way???
Announcing "The Friendly Toot".
For a low, low, notsolow one time only installation fee you can be the proud owner of technology's version of a kick in the pants.
This little baby presents itself as small button mounted on your dashboard that, when pressed, gives a quick loving sound when you want to get that certain someone's attention without exciting their ire.
It says "WAKE UP" in all lower case letters.
It harnesses your cool and lets you keep your pinky up as you drive your land rover down the freeway of success.
Move people without breaking a sweat.
Get your way without the guilt.
Clear your path and remain the lady you were meant to be.
Make yer mama proud.
The Friendly Toot.
Instead of hitting the horn...tap the toot.
The Friendly Toot.
In stores nowhere.
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