Day one...a list.
1. You know when you drink a ton of water and you laugh and you can hear the water slurgling around in your insides? Well that same exact thing happens when you do an enema.
2. Note to self...don't laugh too hard when you do an enema. No matter how silly you feel.
3. Hot water bottles/enema bags look like whoopie cushions to a 10 year old.
4. Making 3 gallons of juice takes a lot longer to make than you would think. Figure on 1 hr per gallon.
5. Old bath towels spread out all over the counters saves a ton of clean up later.
6. Popeye forearms are in. Aren't they?
7. It takes a lot of strength to milk a spinach.
8. Spinach, kale, cucumber, celery, apple, lemon, ginger juice is not so bad.
9. Ninety-one more days of spinach, kale, cucumber, celery, apple, lemon, ginger juice is really not a pleasant prospect...no matter how Pollyanna you try to be.
10. Prep work done the night before could save your life.
11. Prep includes all washing and chopping that can possibly be done ahead of time.
12. Prep is ninety percent of the work.
13. Green Vegetable juice really stains around the edges of your fingernails.
14. If you drop some kale, or apple, or cucumber on the floor and you pick it up and put it in your blender...no one will ever know the difference.
15. If you have a 9 yr. old in the kitchen, chances are he will rat you out if you pick something up off the floor and stick it in the blender.
Remember, this is for your good, for your benefit, for your health. You are worth it. This won't last forever and there is joy to be found in the journey. Remind me of this later.
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